25 Seemingly Innocent Songs That Are Really about Sex
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05/04/2022
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The Foo Fighters "All My Life" is about going down on a girl. It never occurred to me at all until I read that Dave Grohl said in an interview, "That song is a little dirty. I'm very fond of giving oral sex to women. It's a pleasure-giving experience - giving someone something that they'll remember for the rest of their lives, and if you do it right, they will." - -eDgAR- -
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“Poker Face" by Lady Gaga. She said its actually about having sex with a man while she’s thinking about a woman. - PsychologicalPen1604 -
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I grew up listening to Meat Loaf a lot because my dad played it on every car ride. One of my favorite songs was "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights." My oh-so-innocent child mind didn’t pick up on the meaning of the lyrics until I rediscovered the song about a month ago. I guess this one isn’t so innocent. The song is blatantly about having sex in a car and I just never realized it when I was a kid. - breakthefifthwall -
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“Hellfire" from 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame.' I never related it to sex until a friend of mine told me about it and I listened to it under that context” - erriuga_leon27 -
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I once had to put together a playlist for a kids' fashion runway show, so had to make sure that all the lyrics were family-friendly and clean etc. It was only then that I realized that 90% of the top 40 hits (past and present) are basically about sex lmao. - justacheesestick -
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Madonna "Like a Prayer." I grew up Catholic and people used to play it unaware. When I got older it seemed pretty obviously to be about giving a BJ. - KaiserTNT -
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"Layla" is about wanting to nail George Harrison's wife. - itamarka -
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“Mint Car" by The Cure. "It feels so big it almost hurts." I guess it's pretty obvious after all. - Silverwake -
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Pretty much every Village People hit was a lightly veiled reference to being gay. Fool around with other guys at the YMCA.m Appeal to more gay guys if you act like a Macho Man. You can bang lots of guys In the Navy. If we Go West to San Francisco, we can be out of the closet. - TriTri14 -
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The original version of "Shake, Rattle, and Roll" is pretty raunchy. Check out this verse: I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store, I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store, Well, I can look at you an' tell you ain't no child no more” - Cipius -
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"2 Become 1" by the Spice Girls. - aledba -
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I'm not positive, but I think "Pony" by Ginuwine might be about something sexual. - kliman -
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I really thought "Shut Up and Drive" by Rihanna was about him driving her cool car. - illuminatiprincess99 -
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Cyndi Lauper, "She Bop" It's about masturbation.” - zoqfotpik -
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Me when I was seven singing “cAn YoU bLOw mY WhISTle bABy, wHiSTle BabY” at full volume in the car. - Moose_dude16439 -
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“The Macarena." It's a song about a woman having a threesome with her boyfriend's friends. - AggravatingControl43 -
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“(I Just) Died in Your Arms" by Cutting Crew - Smock710 -
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There was a time when literally everybody who didn't speak Spanish played "Despacito" non-stop. - VaTechDoorDashDriver -
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"Big and Chunky” by Will.I.Am from 'Madagascar 2.' - Goldenpearl01 -
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“Won’t you play with my ding-a-ling" by Chuck Berry. - thecian2 -
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“Cake by the Ocean.” - ButteredToast2500 -
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I have heard that Gen X's "Dancing With Myself" is about masturbation. - Leharen -
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“Come on Eileen" - Dexys Midnight Runners.” - socaltony -
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“Brand New Key, well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates. You got a brand new key, I think that we should get together, and try them out, you see.” - NightMgr -
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The Beatles - “Why Don’t We Do It In the Road” isn’t really about changing a flat tire. It’s about sex. - fbomb33
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